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I Read this Headline, Am Confused, but Open It Anyway

I Read this Headline, Am Confused, but Open It Anyway

I wonder what the article’s about. This is rather odd. Why is it written in first person? Is there anything of substance here? Is the writer messing with me? Am I in on the joke or the subject? OK, this is weird. The text almost, but not exactly, mirrors my inner...
It’s Time Millennials Killed Miami’s Political System

It’s Time Millennials Killed Miami’s Political System

Credit: Adam DelGiudice/SOPA Images/LightRocket via Getty Images About 15 years ago, Boomers and Gen Xers began eyeing my generation with a mix of confusion, exasperation, and more than a hint of panic. Simultaneously, those born between 1980 and 1994 took a solid...
2020 Will End in June

2020 Will End in June

“Maaaaaan, fuck this year!” exclaimed Dr. Robert Elkridge, Ph.D., Director of the International Bureau of Weights and Measures. The stately British septuagenarian had perfect elocution and a patrician bearing, all of which were somewhat undermined by two the middle...
El mismo odioso refrán

El mismo odioso refrán

¿Por qué me lo hace?The city I cherish?¿Por qué se deshace?And let promise perish? Beaten and bruised and told not to rise,Forced to the skies and saltwater foam,Into a land where they were despised.Welcomed with cries of “Cuban, go home!” Sudor colectivo ganó la...